The Saboteur (2009): Review

Now you definitely won’t guess if the Creator knew from Pandemic, that his office will come a cutter when showing The Saboteur I am on “Gamere”. And after all, after looking at his honest eyes, I wanted to imagine how it would be cool-stealth mode, plus the opportunity to fight openly, plus a huge city, plus all signs and beauty-buying weapons, achievements. Well, the core idea is where fascism is, there the colors of life rotten, the world becomes black and white. Free zones bloom and smell. How much can you come up with an interesting find with such a find! Express the nightmare of war, pay attention to the problem, which, although it has already been lost, but in this form no one reflected it. Color – the thing is very effective, enhances the transmission of mood, the main thing is to use it correctly … What do you think, it turned out for the developers to do this?

All thoughts about the depth of the undertaking broke off at the very beginning. The game starts in a cabaret, a brothel, on the screen the first to appear (very good) naked breasts appear. In the background of the scene, evening Paris is depicted, the girl is amazing with buffers, dancing, the camera rolls back, the waitress climbs into the frame. It climbs, of course, with boobs, then everything else appears. The hall is full of Germans, on their sleeves with a red flame, dressings with a swastika burn. They pester the girls, grab them for all sorts of places … Some too cheap and impudent lure, maybe everything will become more serious? I go through the plot – I find out that my character lives in this brothel in a secret room. Entrance to it through (guess) … a dressing room in which there will always be a dozen busty girls. They stand, sit, paint, spin in front of the mirror, but no matter what angle we looked at the room – there are always a couple of free boobs to catch our eye.

No, by God, I with all my hands for demonstrating the beautiful female parts of the body, but only in appropriate places. In Paris, it was hard in those days, but such brothels and cabaret really existed, why only focus on this? What sacred meaning is that the protagonist from time to time passes by five dozen naked bodies? In Wolfenstein, we rummaged through the basements – and nothing. IN The Saboteur The main idea is already at the start of conflict with the implementation – why all these games with color and a claim to the deep meaning, when the player is attracted from the very beginning with naked rounds? You can argue that this is just a funny effect – but, in general, the identification of fascism with sucking paint and life of a monster – this is already a claim;albeit not to the deep meaning, but for the presentation and image – for sure. It would be possible to do without this flow, the main thing is that the boobs have a little more. In Heavy Metal: F.A.K.K. 2 The main character with very impressive breasts looked very organic – there the whole setting smacks of madness. Elexis from Sin – it also looks appropriate, again, thanks to the world and plot. And here … it’s just boobs. Moreover, the case is not limited only to the cabaret ..

We leave for a walk

The game is trying hard to copy the “mafia” in its best manifestations. This, of course, is good. Large open terrain, authentic music, gurgling-fingering car, scurrying along cobblestone bridges … but surrounded by low houses of old European. “Mafia” took work and details. That is, if something is done, then everything is honest to the smallest detail. Shot down a pedestrian – you will be imprisoned … if they catch you. They shot the policeman – they really want to put you, you just won’t come off. And the main character was enough there three or four bullets to give God the soul, therefore, the actions of all sorts of rash had to avoid. This fanatical study of everything and everything and the atmosphere was injected. How can you not become part of the natural world?

Saboteur tries to repeat the “mafia”, but … not in everything. It doesn’t smell like fanaticism here – our hero, like Altair (AC2 has not yet reached a PC, so Altair), easily climbs the facades of any buildings, fences, anything. Moreover, you can conquer the top right in the middle of white day, when there are hundreds of passers -by and dozens of patrol frits – everyone just does not care.

Vehicles – generally ignored by others. You can pull a dozen a man along the sidewalk at great speed, turning their bones into powder, more successful fellow countrymen and will not lead the eye. Accidents? They are here, but what’s the point – cars do not break at all. Drive, however, too. The model of damage was abolished for the sake of lightness-you can sit in the cabin of the car, fleeing from dense bullet rain, poking back and forth, deal with control, and I wanted to spit on all the attempts of the Nazis.

However, it is worth moving or shooting one Jokabet Casino bonus code fascist at the other before our eyes – they immediately raise the alarm (the Germans, apparently, occupied the French, are not at all to do with anything, so they allow them to push them). There are already features GTA. The higher the level we will earn, the more soldiers will come to kill us. Even tanks come to the most frenzied … however, I remembered not in vain GTA, Since there is a trick with a tank. We sit down – we ride, explode everyone in a row, but no one can do anything to us. Cool!

One thing is incomprehensible – why was it then to spend money, effort, time on huge free locations, the inhabitants of which do not react to us? Somehow involvement in history and the world are not felt. We are nobody here – unless the Germans have a business, but also because they are supposed to shoot here.

Unlike GTA and the “mafia”, our protagonist has no strips of health-he is equipped with a bloody spray, which waters the screen when too many bullets fly. Yes, enemies are here – well. Already in the first or second mission to kill twenty machine gunners is a common thing, and for dessert-shoot a dozen flamethrower. Our Avenger Akrobat is not shy. One or fifty – what is the difference in the swastika? Unless in the amount of bright red blood, which is very contrasting against the background of an evil German black and white atmosphere. I really did not think that the developers would beat the effect so cheaply. However, this is so. Sad.

Tits, act 2

I will not tell you about the idiocy of the plot-in my opinion, and without this it is clear that our main character, taking the tank, can calmly reach Berlin, and then shoot Hitler from the main gun right in his mouth … But he has to return the bottles of wine sold to the Germans on duty. The degree of dope is further – higher, believe me.

But I did not want to tell about that, but about boobs. Damn with him, with a cabaret, we all understand, let. But why was it to stuff in the game of five more of different -caliber girls who now and then appear in the frame to show either a pretty face, or a piece of muzzle and boobs falling out of the neckline? Evil German tits look especially funny. Their name is Francis – they flaunt in a tight outfit and personify evil. There are things, so know: boobs are not always good. Good English spy buffers will help us to deal with evil fascist breasts. Guess who will win?

Kozynu goodbye

U Pandemic There was a great idea that can be realized differently, do something important, somehow beat the idea of ​​fascism in general. But, apparently, they came up with it by accident-without insight, because the result is actually not able to leave some mental and emotional trace. The Saboteur -This is a farce, nonsense and idiocy under the guise of an alternative to stealth/not a stealth of passage, distracting the black and white-color effect and, of course, many hundreds of cool bulk boobs. And there is nothing more in it. And even the abundance of breasts did not save Pandemic From a sad fate. Not a panacea. Ah, what a pity.

Pros: style and paint;Film videos.
Cons: farce;absurd;cheap tricks;The idiotic plot.

The Saboteur (2009)

The best comments

I completely disagree with the assessment. the toy is very good, not a passage in any way. The game is a mixture of GTA, Assassin Cricid, death to spies, etc.D. Almost gorgeous. PS. Destroyed cows rule.

No, the game is interesting, but I also thought about the brothel at the beginning, they say, the hero will push the speech and say what Germans are dirty, vile and pouring one of them right in this institution. But no))

I really liked the game. When you get higher and look at Paris, especially from the top of the Eiffel Tower-Watch captures. And the abundance of boobs, by the way, does not spoil the game at all, I don’t know what the author clung to them. The music also fits very much in the entourage. This is about the unabrianness of the hero, this is really a minus. He went through the mission quietly, only out of love for art, because you can always smash everything to fluff, going from the main entrance! The chip with color was very pleased, and red dressings, by the way, look very good. In general, for sure "Booking", not "Passage". P.S. By the way, the cows are nothing yet, I had a chicken at the beginning of the game, it was funny :)))

I don’t understand something. The author of the review only noticed boobs or the game itself. I am of course not a bridge for all kinds of tapm" this is bad" or " This is shit". But I will say right away: there is no objective assessment in the review. Only about boobs, supposedly shitty scenarios and so on. Yes! The plot is simple like three kopecks. yes, there are shortcomings both in the graphics and gapnee and nonsense is. But essentially. Where is a full -fledged assessment of the game. "Forerunner" They doused with shit, and "Booking". And this kind of not bad toy is a passage. Not honest. there was only more conversations about boobs. Not about the game. I think it would be possible to essentially say. The developers themselves say about your boobs that they wanted to add a little nude to the game, to show how much in Paris of that time people had to give a shit for everything, and so their loved ones, and your loved ones, and the Nazis indifferentness for deaths. And when you climb on the wall and the fascists, if you don’t get high, then the whistle calls to the help in order to finish you down :))))))))))) I just ask, speak essentially, and you can say the assessment, if you act as an expert, you have to be so until the end :)))))))))))) Without offense 🙂

Absolutely, categorically, completely disagrees with the assessment! Who said that the game was made with a historical reliability? Even the developers said that the theme of World War II was simply taken as the basis. They invented a lot to give interest and charm to the game itself, up to the soaring derezhaans. Why find fault with HHM.. Tits? We watched at least one trash film about supervision, I think that yes. In almost half of them there is a busty bitchy assistant to the main villain. In such films, women are always hung on the protagonist + by the middle of the film, a superhegent girl usually falls in love with him) must kill someone very expensive for the protagonist, so that he has a motivation for further action. Another point that they tried to make more serious in the game, the developers did not work out very much, this is bad? Nifiga! The game is ahrenically stylish, with its unique charm. It uses a bunch of stereotypes: if a cabaret, then a bunch of naked aunts, if a villain is most often not in himself, if a girl, then she is most often a long -legged beautician who is crazy about the main character.This game only goes. The developers turned out to be a great chaotic-abedal game) and this is damn cool. God you are mine, and music is just great! I wanted to listen and listen to it) This old jazz in the style of the thirties-sorcerers fits perfectly into the game. Moreover, the chill always runs around the back when you are screaming from Fritz but all pairs, the engine at maximum speed becomes quieter and all that you hear the same jazz) and this is great) unfortunately, I could not find these compositions on the Internet ((mission are diverse, interesting, the checkpoint system is very convenient in the game) I can especially distinguish two missions, I will not retrieve them, I will not retrieve them, I will not retrieve them.He went through the game, he will understand))) ‘451 on Pharenheit’ ‘and putting on the Eiffel Tower (Fritz is excellent pianists)) There is nothing special to say about the count, everything is quite honest, the game looks just divine in the black and white option, there is nothing to display here. Well, here, in general, everything I wanted to say) came out a little chaotic, just came home from work, so thoughts are a little confused), so do not angry) in my opinion a very worthy farewell gift to gamers from a studio that no longer exists (sorry. We’ll go all)

Author, what are you gay? If you don’t have a boob, then write about it 1 time, but the whole review that the boobs are not to write in place here. I would better write.